What would you do...?

[Sanjitsu]

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Ok, here's the scenario. You're at a party, you're chillin with your friends and you guys are shooting the shit, having a good time. NExt thing you know one of your friends tells you that some chick has been eyeing you up all night. You, of course, get flattered and bulk the chest up a lil but remain ignorant to her whereabouts to play the "non-chalant" motif. When you get up to get another beer or orange soda. You hear a sweet succulent voice behind you say "Hey, I've been watching you all night. You're cute when you laugh and I'm friends with one of your friends and I've heard a ton about you!...Do you wanna talk for a bit, hang out?"

You're thinking "Oh shiet, she sounds HAWT" as you slowly turn around you 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THAT THE BITCH LOOKS LIKE NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY GOOD BUDDY JOSHUA KOCUREK!




WHAT DO YOU DO!??!

[Seraph]

...if your son was at home
crying all alone on the bedroom floor, cuz he's hungry
and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man
for a little bit of money, and his daddy's gone
somewhere smokin' rock now, in and out of lock down,
I aint gotta job now, so for you this is just a good time
but for me this is what I call life...

lol anyways. I'd hit her in the head with the newest beer bottle and run before the Cracker Snatchers (Duck Tales) clone your body and fuck up the sexual orientation.

Somewhere out there some dumbass aliens are still trying to figure out how the hell they fucked up that plan and accidentally cloned a guy "Josh" and altered him to be a girl instead of the man-slayer they planned him to be.

[Zyren]

I'd cry...oh so slowly...then tell her that I'm not feeling too good.

*Exit, stage left, and I roll up out of there faster than a hobo on hamsandwich*

[Kono]

I'm rollin' right now... Ohh man. That's one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

[Sanjitsu]

LMAOLMAOLMAO

[Sanjitsu]

But...Would you do her for a million dolllars? :oP

[Zyren]

P.S. Josh....when someone says "Ladies Night", it doesn't mean that guys are supposed to get dressed up as chicks and tuck their balls in.

[suisid3l]

gotta love the Seraph's comment. I dont know 2 straight days of drinking will get that image out of my head. And the million bucks wouldnt be worth it b/c between the beer and therapy their wouldnt be much left.

[Koach]

I'd fuck her brains out!!

Mutha Fucka...i'm Ketchup!

[Sanjitsu]

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA Dude, I wonder what your kid would look like Kocurek!

[Raenen]

hahaha, I remember that picture. I cannot believe how similiar the resemblance is.

[AmyLynn]

What picture were you guys talking about here? The only thing I see is [image].

[Sanjitsu]

We'll have to repost it...Hopefully I still have it on my comp