TRS : Zombie Attack Question

[Koach]

Soooo...I was listening to this week's TRS "Totally Rad Show" <-- great podcast for movies, games, geek stuff.

Anyways, their viewer question of the week was pretty entertaining, so i figured I would share it with you all. Here it is.

If you were in a mall, and Zombie attacked. You we need to know:

1) What weapon would you use to fight off the zombies?
2) What music (theme song) would you want blasting in the background?
3) What famous person would you want by your side to help fight the zombies?

Be creative. Some of the answers from the TRS guys were
1) Darth Maul double-light saber, "The Wave" from the Perfect Storm, the gun from "Minority Report", the "Heavy's" gattling gun from TF2, Battle Mech
2) "Let the Bodie's hit the Floor", "Over the Rainbow" (ala Face-Off), "Eye of the Tiger"
3) Bruce Campbell (Army of Darkness), Chuck Norris, Kimbo Slice, Scarlett Johanson (so she can be rescued and have "last man/woman on Earth" sex), Little sister from Monster Squad

So...what would you guys pick?

[Koach]

(1) Weapon I would choose the Shock Rifle from Unreal Tourny (alt fire to shoot ball, shoot it to make it go boom) or the Giant Fumma Shuriken that the rock guy from "Ninja Scroll" uses.

(2) Theme Song "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" by Daft Punk.. THis song would keep me going to the very end! Plus, it puts me in kick-ass mode.

(3) Famous Partner Batman! NOT Val Kilmer Batman...Christian Bale Batman! If he isn't available, I would go with Tony Jaa!

[Kono]

... Wow...

1. Weapon - I don't know the rules here so I don't know if a whole android weapon would be allowed... Otherwise I'd pick KOS-MOS. She's a Gnosis killing weapon... Don't see why she can't just become my personal Zombie killing weapon.

2. Irony of Chaste by Daisuke Ishiwatari from Guilty Gear Isuka. It's my favorite Guilty Gear song... Incredibly badass, gets you pumped, and is perfect for killing zombies.
Here's the song... www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxXBq5XRx-k&feature=related Ohh, and the video is pretty entrancing.

3. No one comes to mind... Some random hot biatch would be fine I suppose. I wouldn't need help with KOS-MOS their. Now, this is assuming this famous person has to be real. Apparently the weapon choice doesn't, as some of those ideas are from video games etc. If not then I might be able to choose someone.

[AmyLynn]

1) laser gun or flame thrower
2) Definitely "Let the Bodies hit the floor"
3) Various Angelina Jolie characters melded together...Mrs. Smith, Lara Croft, Fox

[Koach]

Nice call on the KOS-MOS...you lazy bastard!! dont you wanna kill any zombies?!?

As for Amy...did you pick Angelina Jolie to help you fight? or was it like to save her so you can make out with her? As for your laser gun...are you talking more like a Star Wars blaster (ala Boba Fett) or those cheesy ass ones from the Dolph Lungren "Masters of the Universe" movie?

[AmyLynn]

Dude, Angelina is bad ass...of course she would help me kick the zombies butt....and if we are the only two left alive, then there may be some lip action
Yeah, Star Wars blaster would be what I want.

[Sanjitsu]

1) Weapon: Lightsaber...Guns you would eventually run out of ammo and unlike video games there aren't any just lying around for you to grab. Nor are there plasma shotgun cartridges wedged in a zombies ass, so when you kill him they will drop

2) Tao of the Machines - The Roots (shit would be tight) www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC0JEmwY0ZY
I can just picture like, dual wielding lightsabers and at the beginning of the song, you're activate the lightsaber and right whne the lyrics kick in, you just start fuxin zombies UUUUPPP. I dunno, song gets me hyped though.

3) DUDE, MUTHA FUCKIN, SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!!! We would be fighting back to back and he would be like "IM TIRED OF THESE MUTHA FUCKIN ALIENS IN MA MUTHIN FUCKIN FACE".

[om3ga]

1 - a 9 iron
2 - Magic moments by Perry Como
3 - Bill Shatner