Post by Seraph on Apr 13, 2009 9:12:46 GMT -6
**Digg Comment**
The reason it was leaked was because of how horrible it was. In fact, it's so bad that I think it might even HELP the box office. I see it as Snyder spoiling the ending months before the movie so that fan boys would cool their rage of having no squid and would pay to see it after they blew off the steam in their blogs. People have been raging harder than I've ever seen over Deadpool, Gambit, the ***** script and the plot holes, but now that they're over it they'll say: "I'm going to see it for the FX". I wouldn't be surprised if they threw in Deadpool's mask at the last second to clean up a bit. Regardless, it's worthy of a bunch of Razzie awards and a new one: 'Most Sacrilegious Comic Book Movie ever Made'
I've been thinking non stop about how this movie could have turned out as horrible as it did. I can't believe that someone wrote that script and got payed for it. Killed a great story and some characters. Even if the comics did not exist, the dialogs were a cheese fest, riddled with plotholes and retarded people. One minute Wolverine tells the chick who faked her death "Never again will I fall blah blah blah..." then, LITERALLY seconds after that, he is back with her... What the *****... and Deadpool... holy *****... I think it takes a real effort to take one of the coolest characters ever in the comic universe and turn him into a generic piece of ***** villain that would bore a 5 year old.
Here's what the thought process behind Deadpool's role was probably like:
Ok, this guy has one of the coolest looking masks out there, what do we do?
-Don't use it.
He is witty as hell, talks a lot, makes a lot of jokes and is a full blown nut case. "Merc with a mouth" right?
-***** that. Remove his ***** mouth. Yeah, you heard me! He won't be able to talk. He won't even be able to ***** think! Make him computer controlled drone.
He uses kick ass weapons and blades. How do we do this on film?
-Turn him into Baraka and make ***** LASER BEAMS COME OUT OF HIS ***** EYES.Why? Who gives a *****, DO IT!
His story is great, he's a great character, unlike any other we've seen on film, his story has a lot of sex and hot chicks in it, people would love a movie about a ninja like witty merc who's insane. How do we make sure we can use him in the future?
Decapitate him and make sure we can never see him again without creating a huge plot hole bigger than Canada.
...and Gambit... holy *****...
OK PEOPLE, LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD. FANS HAVE BEEN BEGGING FOR GAMBIT FOR ALMOST A DECADE NOW. THEY HAD TO SIT THROUGH 3 ***** X MEN FILMS WITH CHARACTERS THAT MAKE NO SENSE AND NO GAMBIT. WE RAPED ROGUE'S CHARACTER AND MADE HER A STUPID TEEN WHO GIVES OUT HER ***** POWERS AT THE END. THIS PEOPLE NEED GAMBIT, WE OWE IT TO THEM. WE HAVE THE SCENE SETUP, GAMBIT MEETS WOLVERINE AND THEY START FIGHTING! 9 ***** YEARS OF WAITING, THE FANS ARE CRAPPING THEIR PANTS IN THE THEATER, WAITING TO FINALLY SEE HIM IN ACTION. THEY ARE IN AN ALLEY, HERE IT COMES!!!! WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS SCENE!!!!
-***** Gambit. Make Wolverine punch him without even looking back. Have him fall to the ground like this was a ***** lame comedy. Move on to the Sabertooth fight and forget about that idiot. Then have Wolverine kick his ass like the character was a lame ass fighter. Give him a handful of cheesy lines and forget about his personality and story. His powers? ***** that, don't use them, make some other stuff up.
This movie was horrible. I'm sure that the person who leaked it was a hardcore Deadpool fan that had to witness that mess and couldn't take it. I'm glad it happened. I couldn't bare to think that someone could show up to the movie dressed as Deadpool waiting to see it and then witness that lame, cardboard dialog, plothole riddled, piece of horse excrement.
***** the FX, ***** that *****. ***** FOX for suing Warner Bros over Watchmen and then making an embarrassment like this. I hated Watchmen but this ***** makes it look like the ***** Godfather in comparison.
The reason it was leaked was because of how horrible it was. In fact, it's so bad that I think it might even HELP the box office. I see it as Snyder spoiling the ending months before the movie so that fan boys would cool their rage of having no squid and would pay to see it after they blew off the steam in their blogs. People have been raging harder than I've ever seen over Deadpool, Gambit, the ***** script and the plot holes, but now that they're over it they'll say: "I'm going to see it for the FX". I wouldn't be surprised if they threw in Deadpool's mask at the last second to clean up a bit. Regardless, it's worthy of a bunch of Razzie awards and a new one: 'Most Sacrilegious Comic Book Movie ever Made'
I've been thinking non stop about how this movie could have turned out as horrible as it did. I can't believe that someone wrote that script and got payed for it. Killed a great story and some characters. Even if the comics did not exist, the dialogs were a cheese fest, riddled with plotholes and retarded people. One minute Wolverine tells the chick who faked her death "Never again will I fall blah blah blah..." then, LITERALLY seconds after that, he is back with her... What the *****... and Deadpool... holy *****... I think it takes a real effort to take one of the coolest characters ever in the comic universe and turn him into a generic piece of ***** villain that would bore a 5 year old.
Here's what the thought process behind Deadpool's role was probably like:
Ok, this guy has one of the coolest looking masks out there, what do we do?
-Don't use it.
He is witty as hell, talks a lot, makes a lot of jokes and is a full blown nut case. "Merc with a mouth" right?
-***** that. Remove his ***** mouth. Yeah, you heard me! He won't be able to talk. He won't even be able to ***** think! Make him computer controlled drone.
He uses kick ass weapons and blades. How do we do this on film?
-Turn him into Baraka and make ***** LASER BEAMS COME OUT OF HIS ***** EYES.Why? Who gives a *****, DO IT!
His story is great, he's a great character, unlike any other we've seen on film, his story has a lot of sex and hot chicks in it, people would love a movie about a ninja like witty merc who's insane. How do we make sure we can use him in the future?
Decapitate him and make sure we can never see him again without creating a huge plot hole bigger than Canada.
...and Gambit... holy *****...
OK PEOPLE, LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD. FANS HAVE BEEN BEGGING FOR GAMBIT FOR ALMOST A DECADE NOW. THEY HAD TO SIT THROUGH 3 ***** X MEN FILMS WITH CHARACTERS THAT MAKE NO SENSE AND NO GAMBIT. WE RAPED ROGUE'S CHARACTER AND MADE HER A STUPID TEEN WHO GIVES OUT HER ***** POWERS AT THE END. THIS PEOPLE NEED GAMBIT, WE OWE IT TO THEM. WE HAVE THE SCENE SETUP, GAMBIT MEETS WOLVERINE AND THEY START FIGHTING! 9 ***** YEARS OF WAITING, THE FANS ARE CRAPPING THEIR PANTS IN THE THEATER, WAITING TO FINALLY SEE HIM IN ACTION. THEY ARE IN AN ALLEY, HERE IT COMES!!!! WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS SCENE!!!!
-***** Gambit. Make Wolverine punch him without even looking back. Have him fall to the ground like this was a ***** lame comedy. Move on to the Sabertooth fight and forget about that idiot. Then have Wolverine kick his ass like the character was a lame ass fighter. Give him a handful of cheesy lines and forget about his personality and story. His powers? ***** that, don't use them, make some other stuff up.
This movie was horrible. I'm sure that the person who leaked it was a hardcore Deadpool fan that had to witness that mess and couldn't take it. I'm glad it happened. I couldn't bare to think that someone could show up to the movie dressed as Deadpool waiting to see it and then witness that lame, cardboard dialog, plothole riddled, piece of horse excrement.
***** the FX, ***** that *****. ***** FOX for suing Warner Bros over Watchmen and then making an embarrassment like this. I hated Watchmen but this ***** makes it look like the ***** Godfather in comparison.
