WEEKLY EPIC BATTLE! Cake vs Pie!!

[Koach]

It's been a while...and I hate to respark the weekly battles with such a monster of a battle...but...it had to be done. May God have mercy on us all.

[Koach]

CAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEE!! Hands down Cake > Pie in my book! Why? Mutha' fuckin' FROSTING! Thats why! Sure pie can contain real fruit and shit...but who wants fruit...blech! Give me flavored sugar and butter anytime, w00t!

[bigronda]

Ummmm this was the easiest question EVAR!!!!! CAKE for sure!
First of all pie sucks ass it never even stays together and just makes a big mess of your plate and fingers.
Cake on the other hand just makes a few crumbs that are easy to clean up and yummy!!! The only down side to cake is if you don't cook it just perfect it sucks! But OMG LOVE ME SOME CAKE!!!!!

[Raenen]

Oh, by far the answer is cake, but don't so quickly knock down it's competitor - pie. Pie has great attributes; fruit, sugar, crust, a woman making it other than yourself. Even though the decision itself isn't that tough, I mean we're talking CAKE here, Pie is still definitely a great dessert in my book. ESPECIALLY some pumpkin pie. Mothafucka yeah... can't WAIT till Thanksgiving.

[Koach]

Well we all know Alan's answer, so I will just answer for him in my best Alan impression:

AHEM *clears throat*

"I choose pie because you can have sex with it"

[Kono]

Cake. Chocolate cheese cake. German chocolate cake. Chocolate-choclate cake.
Pie doesn't have chocolate... If it does, it sucks.

Bonus points to pie... Because you can have sex with it.

[llael]

Okay, apparently, I'm the only one who voted pie.
But yeah.
Pie bitchezzzzzzzzzz.

[decapitate]

pie is dirty. dirty pie... mmmmm... pie. lol... hahahhahha.. eventually, everyone had the same thought as i did.. lol

[Sanjitsu]

Psff, we must first break down the pros and cons of both savoring delights before jumping into a quick conclusion...I mean, honestly...A battle between pie and cake could result in a quick death.

Cake is a very delicate piece of desert. Too Sugary and the mouth watering anxiety of your desert goes to a sugary waste. Too little sugar, and it's a dry hump of bread that you want to soak in water in order to get it down your throat.

Pie can be used as both, a main course or a delectable side course. Depending on the contents within the pie and the viscosity of the crust the pie can be a formidable foe!! For instance, blue berries crushed ever so gently and heated oven temp. to mold its everlasting blueberry goodness within the thin and soft crust could melt your taste buds. NOW, throw in some ice-cream to balance out the warm goodness of the fruit bursting your tastebuds and you too, would be compelled, to pick the pie up, lay it on the table...Pull down your pants and have sex with it :oP

I understand your argument Ronda...Which is why Man invented the "Fork"...So you wouldn't get your fingers sticky :oP



Man's ultimate weapon!



Alas, I still cannot come to a decision. German Chocolate Cake, Chocolate Marble Cake, Chocolate frosting over yellow cake...Mmmmm...I'mma vote for Pie, cuz I'm in the mood for Pie today :oP My deserts are, ultimately, decided by my moods )

[Sanjitsu]

I didn't realize that this thread was posted over a month ago LMFAO Ma badz

[decapitate]

hehehehehe.

oooooo NOOOOOOS. . . its a tie. need a tie break folks

[spoonyjonson]

cake because
no one has a birthday pie on their birthday

[Koach]

IDEA!!!!

Pie + Cake = Pake!!

We are sitting on a fucking goldmine here!!

[Seraph]

Aww hell naw, what's up dawg?

[spoonyjonson]

Aww hell naw, whats up dawg?

[Raenen]

Sho' bout dat?

[jizzt]

I liek pie!

[suisid3l]

pecan pie pwns all.....but cheesecake is god so i dunno

[llael]

Umg. I agree. Cheesecake is like my favorite food.
But Idk, I never really thought of it was a cake deal.
So yeah Im still for pies.