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Post by AmyLynn on Oct 31, 2008 7:58:17 GMT -6
This is one of the saddest things I have read in a long time. www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24576437-5014239,00.html WTF is wrong with Japanese people? How can someone even think about having a relationship with a two dimensional "person"? I think anyone who thinks this can happen needs some serious mental help because they are obviously very delusional.
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Post by Koach on Oct 31, 2008 8:03:35 GMT -6
HAhahahahaaha....now thats fuggin sad! I mean, yeah, the Japanese sure go all out on their anime babes...but his qoute is just hilarious!!
"I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world," he wrote.
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Post by Zyren on Oct 31, 2008 8:09:35 GMT -6
Wait woah....so you're saying that Belldandy isn't just a dream anymore?
Eek gag
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Post by Zyren on Oct 31, 2008 8:15:58 GMT -6
Oh WOW!
"For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love,"
Currently have someone you really love? What the eff is your problem?! Hell, because its probably a manga, I'm pretty damn sure that that character loves someone else, you jackass!
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Post by Koach on Oct 31, 2008 8:18:59 GMT -6
Could you imagine trying to introduce her to your parents?"Hey mom....hey dad....sooo, yeah, here she is! Here's the girl i've been telling you all about!" *hands over Shonen Jump #368, opened to page 215* *silence* *a single tear rolls down your mother face. she storms off* *your father looks at you in disgust...he pause...then speaks* "Son, I hate to be rude and say this in front of you, ahem, "fiance." But I thought we had a talk about this. You know how I feel about people who are black and white." **"But dad, we love eachoth...." "SILENCE!! I wont have my GodDamned son dating a GodDamned colorless, pasty! That is the end of it!! Why couldnt you just find a good, 32-bit colored girl like your brother did on the computer?" **for those who don't know Shonen Jump! is mostly printed in black and white
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Post by Kono on Oct 31, 2008 8:24:20 GMT -6
I think with the release of Chaos;Head, the guy just wants attention. In Chaos;Head, the main character is the same way. Afraid of "Three-dimensional" girls and in love with "Two-dimensional" girls.
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Post by Kono on Oct 31, 2008 8:25:35 GMT -6
To make this better, as I posted that, the ad at the top was for some game named "Asda". The banner had some anime chicks on it, and it said "Find your soul mate".
Our forum banners are always so dead-on with our topics, I love 'em.
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Post by Koach on Oct 31, 2008 8:28:31 GMT -6
Continued....
*at the dinner table. your parents look over at you as you twirl some Spaghetti onto your fork and place it onto the magazine page sitting next to you*
"Her you go babe." You look at your parents, "I had to take the meatballs out for her, she doesn't eat meat."
Your father clears his throat, "So, ummmm...Kelly, was it? So, what is it that you do for a living?"
You interrupt excitedly, "Well! First off her real name isnt Kelly, its Oriko. We have to call her Kelly though because she is a space pirate on the run from intergalactic cyber police. Her space craft recently crash landed and she lost some of her memory. She is of Elveen decent, which speak the ancient tongue of Kababula, which is the known to be able to talk to the dead across the dimensional realms."
"Oh...thats nice dear," your mom chimes in, "anyone for dessert? I made jell-o."
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Post by AmyLynn on Oct 31, 2008 8:43:32 GMT -6
Then what happens if 2, 3, or 20 guys want to marry the same "girl"...Once she is married once, that's it...then the writer of the comic has to make sure she does not have an affair on her "husband"...I just don't see how this can even be a thought to someone.
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Post by Kono on Oct 31, 2008 11:16:28 GMT -6
I would love to hear what the artists think of this.
"So, you want to marry the girl I just drew? Well... Pay me a bunch of money and we'll see."
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Post by Zyren on Oct 31, 2008 19:50:34 GMT -6
Ok, wow. So, I started thinking about all these stupid internet jokes going on the webz and we all know that 4chan is the one thats producing these monstrosities. I never actually looked at 4chan...until now. This is what I found...because it fits this topic so perfectly. zip.4chan.org/co/res/6447988.html#6447988I'mma start visiting this site on a regular basis now. It makes me feel good seeing all these crazy lunatics out there...on 4chan.
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